I remember reading about how people couldn’t fit into their old shoes after pregnancy.
I naively thought that they would grow longer, not wider. Boy was I wrong. See apparently all the ligaments in your body soften and stretch in anticipation of the birth. Which means that my earlier so slimline and narrow feet now resemble two flatfish (I’m also pretty sure this is nature’s revenge for all the times I’ve teased my mum with her feet).
And you can’t just squeeze two flatfish into tight sky high stilettos without squashing them into oblivion.
So I guess Clarks, Ecco and whatever all those feet friendly shoe places are called will be where I’ll be handing over my credit card in the future.
I hope this post doesn’t look too weird. It’s written on my phone as Elliot decided to water my computer.